I’m Pissed!
So I have a serious beef with the big guy right now.
It’s the 20th of April, the weather has been gorgeous, I even was able to get a two hour bike ride in on Easter Sunday.
But today sucks.
Want to know why?
Well I don’t know what stupid place you live in, but all you have to do here is look outside.
In ten day’s it will be May, you know, April showers bring May flowers?
April blizzards piss me off, and probably kill May flowers.
Every year…
With out fail…
There is a snow storm in April that just makes all the other snow storms look like Popsicles?
Just once, I would like to have an April where I can sleep outside in my hamockand not have to worry about waking up with hypothermia.
Just once, I would like to be able to have an April with out a snow day.
I don’t know what we did God, but seriously!?!?!
I would rather have a plague of lotus…
Or locust, I can’t remember which one was the good one…
It’s not like we have any craps to devour with all this snow…
Or crops, I can’t remember which was the one we wanted…
Point being, I am filing a formal complaint with the global weather control. This is unacceptable!
Jason Parks said,
April 21, 2009 at 12:54 am
Matt…I’m just pleased as punch that you are blogging again! My eyes are crying tears of joy!