Are You Echidna’ing Me?
Ok, that was a really bad joke…
But seriously look at this thing
This is an Echidna
This is where the stupid starts:
Sega, the gaming company, insists that the thing pictured above really looks like the thing pictured below
This is also an Echidna
So we have one variant that looks like a Hedgehog Platypus Anteater, and a second that looks like a Rastafarian Sneakered Punch-Out King.
In summation, what we have here is a failure, to communi…. um…
excuse me…
Cool Hand Luke Fever
Kind of a big deal
[now on track]
In summation, what we have here is a classic case of the chicken and the egg.
Who came first?
Was it the Duck-Billed Aardvark?
Or was it the Mike Tyson/Bob Marley offspring?
In all honesty, science has its limitations, thusly, we may never actually know what the Echidna truly looks like
In fact, scientist may never actually see one, (recent census studies suggest that approximately 0% of the U.S. population is composed of Echidnas) which could hinder an further speculation on the subject
Even though, I, in my infinate wisdom and knowledge, am unable to tell you, the reader, what an Echidna truly looks like (or if they even exist (they do)) I can, with much certainty, tell you which would win in a fight
The thistle mouse…
Obviously….
This is due largely to the fact that the spiky little dickens can fly!
Also, he can create matter
And probably breathe fire from his schnoz
Did you know that?
I did…
or at least I do now…
I read it here so it must be true!
