Is There Anything More Unreasonable?
So normally I wouldn’t update twice in the same half hour, but something unexpected happened on my way to class, I ran into the most unreasonable creature of all God’s creations. This thing hates everyone and everything, it even hates vegetation, puddles and Frisbee! I have never seen something lay ravage to nature like this thing, which I might add IS PART OF NATURE. I am talking of course about the Canadian Goose. You can tell by it’s name that it’s unreasonable (i.e. Canadian) and it’s actions are so closely related to actual Canadians that it’s no wonder why it is referred to as such. The Canadian Goose is a very diligent creature that will not rest until every last square acre of land, and probably water, is defecated upon! And this is an animal we protect under the endangered species protection act of 1966. What is a reasonable solution for such an unreasonable? Well the only reasonable answer would be an unreasonable one, so in lue of suggesting nuclear Holocaust I will just suggest moving southward, where the Mexican Goose reigns supreme.
