Hormones!?!?
At some point in time all of us experience a moment of insanity caused by these things called hormones. Now I’m sure you all have heard of the hormones and by now can figure out that testosterone, king of the hormones, is truly a great hormone.
Testosterone is like a shot of liquid hot magma that lets you lift heavy crap above your head…
And fight stuff…
With your huge arms
Which you can refer to as guns thanks to testosterone.
Yes testosterone is most certainly the glue of the cosmos. However, some people in my inner circle like to be total buz kills while I’m body slamming great white sharks and arm wrestling grizzly bears on top of Mt. Fuji during a volcanic eruption in the middle of an earthquake during a typhoon (cause hurricanes go backwards in japan!) by spiking my testosterone cocktail with this crap called estrogen.
The thing is, estrogen is something you produce when you hug trees and watch care bears (NOT Grizzly bears… which I arm wrestle). Estrogen is like that friend nobody likes so it didn’t get invited to the party, but some how it always finds out and shows up.
All I ever hear any more is, aww…, cute…, adorable… I’m sick of it! All I want to do is chew razor blades and eat live animals with my bear hands! (won those from the arm wrestle!) I can’t do that while my friends are endlessly depressed about someone of the female persuasion, who has some how overcome the steel like wall which is testosterone, and force my good meat eating friends in to a vegetarian, tree hugging, care bear watching, rust hatting comma!
All I have to say is BACK OFF! I don’t care how fast you can flash fry a cow woman, give my friends back their sanity so we can go back to throwing heavy crap off of roofs at each other and wrestling rhinos!
